You were made to be ruled

Hey guys I’m not feeling all too well because of anxiety and such so I’m going on a hiatus to try to relieve myself. So I’m very sorry.

posted 4 months ago with 2 notes
#the mun speaks

((I am so far behind on replies and im sorry, and i might start dropping roleplays cause I’m getting to overwhelmed. I’m so sorry omfg. I know I’m awful ;n; i just ugh fjdklsajkl im a terrible person im sorry

iamyourlordsdragonqueen-blog says:

"You look so hot when your pissed at me." He smirked just to taunt her, loving to see the fumes come off her.

iamyourlordsdragonqueen-blog says:

character: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10+
fandom: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10+
theme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8| 9 | 10 | 10+
muses’ posts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10+
mun: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10+
overall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10+
following?: yes | no sorry | now | forever

Any last comments?:

I often have difficulties with OC’s because it’s hard to get Loki in that sort of mood to respond, so i apologize that im slow on replies. It’s also a bit harder with the fact I’m a gay guy ahaha but your writing is quite nice which is not something I say often about OC’s since I’ve always had bad experiences. Keep up the good work, and I apologize if Loki decides to be a jackass and leaves any rp we do. (cause he likes to do that every now and then with all roleplay cause he’s a jackass)

iamyourlordsdragonqueen-blog says: //Although our muses are having difficulty getting along I strongly ship this shippity ship

ahahaha your so cute. yeah loki doesnt get a long with many people

iamyourlordsdragonqueen-blog says: "How long can you last? Until it melts?"

He gritted his teeth glaring at her. “Longer then you ever will.”  He said with a forced smirk.




We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

(via youvebeenwendydagain)

if u ship ur muse with my muse


because i might also ship it

but i would be sitting there like

welp, i would do this, but i don’t know if they like it

(Source: fertilitasetmortem, via leelamarch)

posted 4 months ago with 11,060 notes

Alright so I just sobbed for like 10 years cause perfect babes. Someone finally made a narfi and vali rp account and everyone just needs to go follow these perfect babes vali-and-narfi because just there title alone made me scream, just follow the babes








Bread knife

The french have grown more powerful. 

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!


Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

what the actual fuck tumblr

(Source: tiniestcostume, via okellyjaneo)

posted 4 months ago with 336,423 notes